Post by coldslither on Apr 26, 2007 14:43:20 GMT -5
Hey guys, read this. What do you think about this for a Dio? Too much narration? Good story? If you like feel free to expand on it I have no background info on anything at this point. Other than what you read here.
Peace,
Berns
"Circle of fire: my baptism of joy, and an end-or so it seems. The seventh lamb slain and the book of life opens before me", said Dhalsim, the resident Dreadnok Voodoo Witchdoctor, his eyes glazed over as if staring at everything and yet nothing all at once.
"Wot!" replied the 'Noks in unison, "Wot's this bloomin mad palava' we's 'earin" a nervous Torch exclaimed as he wiped chocolate doughnut crumbs from his mustache. To which Dhalsim angrily retorted: "Ave you not been 'earin me prophesy? It take treee quata houa t' enter me trance. What ave ye recoded fer me studyin'?" Buzzer awoke from a trance of his own. He was daydreaming about who all those skulls belonged to. You see when Dhalsim goes into these trances he can not remember what was spoken, a fact that leads him to believe that his body becomes possessed. “Hoy govna’, I swears I pressed the bloody button on this royal piece o junk!” Suddenly Torch’s stomach sank, in all their ‘Nok-like disorganization, he believes he had forgotten to press the record button. Unbeknownst to all, during their forays into this unknown realm, all electronics cease to function in the immediate area. Suddenly a hellfire filled Dhalsim’s eyes: “Ye foos, ‘Ow ye ever manage a pot te piss in is beyond even me comprehension, ye be as usless as tits on de boar!” And in the same motion he yanks out a lock of Torch’s hair, wraps it around a little doll and dangles it in front of the campfire. “Do not be messin’ wit me efforts ye rats! How we be discoverin de location o de Joes’ Justice Code Device wit with ye stupiditee be one problem for which me have no ansaa” The smell of burnt hair fills the dark swamp, more pungent that the burning of the lock around the doll; Torch’s arm hairs begin to singe. “Oy mates, this bloke is for real!” Buzzer realized out loud. Needless to say the lesson was learned by all. Up to this point, perhaps the ‘Noks have not been taking Dhalsim seriously as neither Zartan nor Destro have ever heard of the “Justice Code Device.” Perhaps Dhalsim’s possessors’ really do know of such a device, or maybe it is just some crazy dreamed up ulterior motive used to fulfill some alternate agenda of the voodoo priest.
Meanwhile not too far off Quickkick’s giggles are quickly silenced my Lowlight. Unfortunately his mouth is not one of his “Silent Weapons”, the ninjas MOS states. Thinking he had seen this in a script for a movie in which he was trying to land a part some years ago, Quickkick nearly blew their cover. Lowlight’s cold steel nerves new better, him being known to lay low for days at a time in silent observance. The move was just in time: had they not maintained cover, they would have never known that the existence of the “Justice Code Device” is now revealed. The perplexed feeling was mutual: the device was “top secret”, only the highest security clearances knew of such a thing. Luckily there were no greenshirts on this mission. Either there is a top level spy at headquarters, or Dhalsim’s metaphysical contact is legitimate. To regroup now would be suicide, the thought of Zartan’s kin blending into the surroundings to spy on their own had not escaped the two. But Hawk must be informed stat on these new developments, the mission had taken a decidedly different turn…..
*Stay tuned for another exciting episode of GIJoe: A Real American Hero*
Peace,
Berns
"Circle of fire: my baptism of joy, and an end-or so it seems. The seventh lamb slain and the book of life opens before me", said Dhalsim, the resident Dreadnok Voodoo Witchdoctor, his eyes glazed over as if staring at everything and yet nothing all at once.
"Wot!" replied the 'Noks in unison, "Wot's this bloomin mad palava' we's 'earin" a nervous Torch exclaimed as he wiped chocolate doughnut crumbs from his mustache. To which Dhalsim angrily retorted: "Ave you not been 'earin me prophesy? It take treee quata houa t' enter me trance. What ave ye recoded fer me studyin'?" Buzzer awoke from a trance of his own. He was daydreaming about who all those skulls belonged to. You see when Dhalsim goes into these trances he can not remember what was spoken, a fact that leads him to believe that his body becomes possessed. “Hoy govna’, I swears I pressed the bloody button on this royal piece o junk!” Suddenly Torch’s stomach sank, in all their ‘Nok-like disorganization, he believes he had forgotten to press the record button. Unbeknownst to all, during their forays into this unknown realm, all electronics cease to function in the immediate area. Suddenly a hellfire filled Dhalsim’s eyes: “Ye foos, ‘Ow ye ever manage a pot te piss in is beyond even me comprehension, ye be as usless as tits on de boar!” And in the same motion he yanks out a lock of Torch’s hair, wraps it around a little doll and dangles it in front of the campfire. “Do not be messin’ wit me efforts ye rats! How we be discoverin de location o de Joes’ Justice Code Device wit with ye stupiditee be one problem for which me have no ansaa” The smell of burnt hair fills the dark swamp, more pungent that the burning of the lock around the doll; Torch’s arm hairs begin to singe. “Oy mates, this bloke is for real!” Buzzer realized out loud. Needless to say the lesson was learned by all. Up to this point, perhaps the ‘Noks have not been taking Dhalsim seriously as neither Zartan nor Destro have ever heard of the “Justice Code Device.” Perhaps Dhalsim’s possessors’ really do know of such a device, or maybe it is just some crazy dreamed up ulterior motive used to fulfill some alternate agenda of the voodoo priest.
Meanwhile not too far off Quickkick’s giggles are quickly silenced my Lowlight. Unfortunately his mouth is not one of his “Silent Weapons”, the ninjas MOS states. Thinking he had seen this in a script for a movie in which he was trying to land a part some years ago, Quickkick nearly blew their cover. Lowlight’s cold steel nerves new better, him being known to lay low for days at a time in silent observance. The move was just in time: had they not maintained cover, they would have never known that the existence of the “Justice Code Device” is now revealed. The perplexed feeling was mutual: the device was “top secret”, only the highest security clearances knew of such a thing. Luckily there were no greenshirts on this mission. Either there is a top level spy at headquarters, or Dhalsim’s metaphysical contact is legitimate. To regroup now would be suicide, the thought of Zartan’s kin blending into the surroundings to spy on their own had not escaped the two. But Hawk must be informed stat on these new developments, the mission had taken a decidedly different turn…..
*Stay tuned for another exciting episode of GIJoe: A Real American Hero*
